Nathan Fillion as Captain Hammer
The perfect man.Source: doctorburke
I guess Captain Tightpants used to be Captain Jeanshorts.
…. can I start screaming yet?
OH DEAR GOD HE’S SO YOUNG THERE… . . *stares*
I can’t even scream. What even.
What. I…what’s happening? Honest to god, 1990s. (Actually, this would have been my ideal fellow in 1993. Like, for serious.) I do love the Canadian flag sticker on his Rollerblades. Also, LOL BANDANA.
I bit the inside of my cheek so I wouldn’t laugh at my desk and now I’m just staring.
Oh god…what? I can’t… Nooooo…Source: heytherejanet
Jayne: [to bandit] Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal: [in disguise] How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
Jayne: If I could make you purtier, I would.
Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago!