BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!
WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS
(via bloosoo)Source: supervelma
Say What Now of the Day: Missouri Senate candidate — and world-renowned pregnancy expert — Todd Akin:
First of all, from what I understand from doctors (pregnancy from rape) is really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
I am beyond disgusted. “Let’s assume that maybe that didn’t work or something…” What didn’t work? The woman’s magical egg that somehow knows better than to let the Rape Sperm find it?Source: thedailywhat
I FOUND IT
THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME
It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.
Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”
Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.
The horse is stoned as hell.
Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.
Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.
Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”
Best painting ever.
I can’t even. What.
(via amonsteraday)Source: thehurminator
Self-Employed Denny’s Manager of the Day: A Madison man was arrested inside a Denny’s on Thierer Road after he claimed to be the branch’s new manager, and proceeded to walk behind the counter and prepare himself a cheeseburger and fries.
According to the police report, 52-year-old James Summers walked into the restaurant wearing a maroon tie and a “long black trench coat,” and carrying a briefcase.
After announcing to employees that he was the new general manager, Summers walked into the back room, and had a “nose to nose” with the current manager, who immediately began placing calls to corporate.
Meanwhile, Summers helped himself to the cooking area, where he whipped up a burger and a side of fries and began to eat his meal. He was about three-quarters of the way through when the police showed up, and the self-proclaimed boss was arrested.
While patting him down, officers found a stun gun, as well as two crack pipes.
Despite the drama, Summers did attempt to turn his predicament into a teachable moment, shouting “this is why you don’t dine and dash kiddies” as he was being escorted out.
As for his claim that he had been with Denny’s for 30 years, a Madison police spokesman said he didn’t know, but “he probably has had experience cooking a cheeseburger in the past.”
This is hilarious.Source: thedailywhat
What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people?Source:
hello motherfucking rape culture. omg
hes just a man, if you say no, he cant help but try to go at you anyway! RAPEY as fuck!!!!
“compromise because hes doing nothing wrong”
Way to go, Cosmopolitan.
‘i’m no scientist’ NO SHIT
what the hell is this rape apologist bullshit. make sure it’s a SUBTLE knee jerk, you wouldn’t want him to think he’s actually doing something horrible
I am BEYOND DISGUSTED by this. Your girlfriend doesn’t feel like having sex. No, this doesn’t mean you get to hump her leg while she’s sleeping. No, she does not have to compromise about this, no matter how hot she is.
I want to throw up.Source: ideleteme
I guess Captain Tightpants used to be Captain Jeanshorts.
…. can I start screaming yet?
OH DEAR GOD HE’S SO YOUNG THERE… . . *stares*
I can’t even scream. What even.
What. I…what’s happening? Honest to god, 1990s. (Actually, this would have been my ideal fellow in 1993. Like, for serious.) I do love the Canadian flag sticker on his Rollerblades. Also, LOL BANDANA.
I bit the inside of my cheek so I wouldn’t laugh at my desk and now I’m just staring.
Oh god…what? I can’t… Nooooo…Source: heytherejanet